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    Abed is my spirit animal.

    I finished watching the first and only season of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, a series back in 2006. I’m such an idiot. I knew it was going to be good, but I watched it anyway, secretly hoping that the show really intended to run for only one season even though deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down I knew that it just didn’t get renewed. The show was super smart and awesome, so of course it got cancelled. I’ve been moping around for days trying to get over it, but I can’t. I’m super depressed. I still have so many hopes and dreams for each of the characters. 

    For the sky-high ratings of illiterate programming; the cancellation of Studio 60; and the constant danger of the cancellation of Community, Cougar Town, and Happy Endings,

    THANK YOU, AMERICA.

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    But I should…

    But I should…

    (Source: boner-)

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    I really would like to stop working forever – never work again, never do anything like the kind of work I’m doing now – and do nothing but write poetry and have leisure to spend the day outdoors and go to museums and see friends. And cultivate my perceptions, cultivate the visionary thing in me. Just a literary and quiet city-hermit existence. Allen Ginsberg 

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    malloseley: This never fails to make me laugh

    malloseley:

    This never fails to make me laugh

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    Dear ct, Cellmates! :))

    Dear ct,

    Cellmates! :))

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    mrgolightly:

    Charlize Practices Her Oscar Acceptance Speech

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    I just spent the last six hours organizing my iTunes (i.e., cover art, albums, correct spelling and capitalization). I am soooooo tired. 

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    clavicola: Ideal. 

    clavicola:

    Ideal. 

    (Source: anneyhall)

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    Oh God I miss my friends. 

    Oh God I miss my friends. 

    (Source: ilovetheoc)

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    UNBELIEVABLY HOPELESS

    The last time I held my phone was this morning around 10:45 am. Turns out my boss texted me around 11 am. I didn’t check my phone for 10 hours, and I didn’t realize it had been turned off.

    While others cannot seem to keep their hands off their phones, I basically keep forgetting that I have one. 

    I NEED AN INTERVENTION. A YOU-KEEP-FORGETTING-IT’S-ALREADY-THE-21ST-CENTURY INTERVENTION.

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    I need to start drinking again --- 2 months ago --- 1 note ---